bowel-city:

gf: babe, come over

me: I aint got a car

gf: but my parents aren’t home

me:

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riptiding:

Soon, my love
derpderpburger asked: how can you not eat ass dude, you call yourself a music nerd?

theneedledrop:

There are situations under which I’d clarify my position on this pertinent issue; however, typing to some guy over TUMBLR is not one of those situations.

jobhaver:

redgrieve:

Why is being told that Marilyn Manson removed his lower two ribs so he could suck his own dick in middle school like a common thing why is that an experience every American child goes through i just don’t

federal mandates on standardized testing necessitate that all children nationally be taught certain curriculum at particular grade levels

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